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So your hot, men melt at your feet and worship the ground you walk on. Then they leave for no reason you can think of. The attitude might work for a while and some men will take it a challenge to "have you" but once the challenge is over they move to a better woman.

Or maybe they don't even come within an arm's length of you and you don't know why. men stick around till your personality gets ice cold and the leave for a warmer habitat.

If either one applies well then maybe your a bitch. Take the test and find out.

If you find your results somewhere on the bad girl side then stop and take a minute to realize why. Maybe you will find that some of your dating skills are no so Vogue.

To use the test read the question and write down your lettered answers to best fits your behavior. Self score yourself at the bottom of the page. Talk about it with your friends, preferably female one. See if they feel they way your score portrays you.

1. How do you typically look when you meet your date?

A. I wear my best clothes
B. I like to look good. I am showered, powdered, plucked and shaved
C. I dress ready for anything casual unless I want to impress the guy
D. I'm usually late and don't apologize for it, wear what I've had on all day, and rarely if ever bring anything but myself
E. I have my tazer ready

2. "Men are wonderful." Do you agree?

A. Yes, but there is so much more to understanding them
B. Mostly always
C. Sometimes but not all the time
D. Only when bringing me stuff, 'cause I like to get gifts a lot
E. They're useful for sex, but that's it

3. When a man cancels a date with you,

A. I have to wait for him to call to get a date first
B. I get a lame excuse that isn't worthy of me
C. He says he is sorry and would like to make it another time
D. He fixes whatever is the problem because he'll never get a 2nd chance with me
E. He gets a job out of town, changes his name, and hopes I'll forget him

4. On my first date with a man, I,

A. Tell him about my father
B. Want to get to know all about him and his family
C. Let him ask all the questions he wants and then I'll decide if I want to tell him anything about myself
D. I just want to get a memento to remember the date, flowers, jewelry, his watch
E. seem very worried and keeps an eye on my purse

5. I think men are

A. Like my father, the good ones anyways
B. Should be treated like the gods they think they are
C. Sometimes worthwhile
D. Good for sex and cutting the lawn
E. A necessary menace and definitely an inspiration of evil

6. I said something stupid to my date and he got very angry, I

A. Turned on the tears and promised to do better
B. Apologized and told him how much he reminded me of some big strong guy in a movie he likes
C. Think he shouldn't be so logical about things and consider my feelings first
D. Think he'll get over it but if he doesn't, I can just hike my skirt up a little more and get another date
E. Reminded him of my 5 big brothers and the one that was just released on parole

7. For Valentine's Day,

A. I get a card from Dad
B. I send a card to my boyfriend, but rarely receive one
C. I send a few cards but never receive one from someone that's marriage material
D. I get a lot of sugary cards but only send some if I think it will result in some presents
E. I get no cards and all men are to blame

8. I get dates

A. Through family and friends
B. Because I have a great smile and perfect hair
C. Because I look available and sometimes am
D. Without effort and I have the clothes that make it no effort at all
E. Because men like me but not all of my dates make it past the first drink

9. When I am at a bar,

A. I don't go to bars
B. I am too shy to talk with men
C. I'll give out my phone number, but sometimes it's a fake
D. I easily pick up men for a tumble and dry
E. I drink until closing and wait for a guy to offer me a ride over to his love shack

10. When men end a relationship with me, it's usually because

A. They know they'll never match up to my father
B. He finds someone with better taste, he thinks
C. We've argued and complained about each other most of the time
D. He caught me fooling around with one of his friends
E. I broke his nose in a fight

11. When I decide to get married,

A. I want someone to take care of me
B. I want to live like the Cleavers with lots of kids
C. I want a husband but maybe no kids
D. I'll never settle down, but I'll gladly settle in
E. I'll need the name change

12. Marriage

A. Is what my Dad and Mom taught me is proper
B. Is the way I want to spend my life
C. Could be good, would be great if it wasn't 'forever'
D. Is not an option unless he's rich and handsome and doesn't mind if I have other lovers
E. Is impossible

13. If I ever got married I would

A. Want Dad to like him
B. Be faithful to my marriage vows
C. Be faithful, and if I couldn't be faithful I'd make sure he never found out or got hurt
D. Be faithful until I got a really good offer
E. Make him wear a cell-phone, pager and work at home

14. I get laid

A. I've never been laid
B. At least once a year
C. Once a month
D. Every day and sometimes more
E. I think I give it more that I get it

15. Look at your charge card bills. Those related to men are

A. For my family
B. For flowers, cards, anniversary reminders and gifts
C. For dinner, concerts, occasionally clothes
D. I never pay unless it's to pay for parking
E. For self-defense training

Grade your test by awarding:

0 Points for each "A" answer
1 Point for each "B" answer
2 Points for each "C" answer
3 Points for each "D" answer
4 Points for each "E" answer

Total your score and compare your results to the remarks below:

0-8 THE DADDY'S GIRL "No man is better than my daddy."

Go back home where you belong. There is no man who will put up with your obsession with your perfect father. When your dad dies, try the test again.

9-22 THE NICE GIRL "Why doesn't he love me, I did everything he wanted!"

You poor thing. You are everything a man thinks he wants but not what he is attracted to. Men use you and abuse you. Men might use you just for sex. A relationship is always a temporary position for you. You can always find comfort with your friends.

23-37 THE EMOTIONAL GIRL "Naw, Franks too geeky and totally not my type, but Jeff is so cute. I love his booty."

Sometimes you are a nice girl, and sometimes your bitchy. If you get the man you want you're the nice girl, but if you don't, you turn on the bitch within.

38-52 THE BITCH "Go out with you? Not if you were the last man on this planet."

The bitch gets most of the men she seeks, but she can't keep them for very long. Men are attracted to the bad girl image and the thrill of the forbidden. Thankfully, all the men wake up and leave her for the emotional girl or the nice girl. Think Martha Stewart.

53-60 THE PSYCHO BITCH "Your going out with your friends to pick up women, AREN'T YOU!"

You should be in therapy, long term. There are things about your behavior towards men that are in need of reconditioning. Men, don't spend a moment with these girls, they have a hormonal imbalance that could rock the oceans. Fortunately they are only found late at night, so stick with the ones that will understand that you mean no harm.

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